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“Oh my Lord, what is
this?!” he asked disgusted. “It looks awful.”
“This is a white truffle!
It’s exquisite! They pay big bucks for this, you know,” replied the friend.
“They do? It looks
dreadful!”
“Yes, but you don’t
eat it like this. You just add a bit to food, just for a taste of it.”
“Where did you find
it?”
“My pig did.”
“You have a pig?”
“Yeah! He’s a truffle
hog. I have decided to get rich on truffles.”
“When did you decide such a thing?”
“Yesterday. And I
have three white truffles to sell already. Amazing isn’t it?”
“And where is your
pig?”
“In my back yard.”
They walked to the
back of the house and sure enough there was the pig. The animal seemed quite
content with life, for some reason.
The friend started
looking around in a frantic crescendo, throwing things left and right.
“What is it?”
“I can’t find the
basket with the other two truffles. They are worth a fortune.”
“Could this be it?”
he asked while trying to pull a small wattle basket out of the pig’s snout.
The horror! The pig
had eaten two truffles!
“Well, at least one
of you is happy with the white truffles,” he said.
“Oh, go to hell…”
replied the friend.
MMM Master those two were so delicious, when are we going out for more??
ReplyDeleteOink,oink.
Soon! LOL
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