The Dark Side by Anley Piers |
“Dear Will,
it’s been a long time. I miss high school. Good old Peter who pulled
my hair every time he walked past me till I was seventeen; Rhonda who called me
a fat pig when I had to take cortisone for an allergy; Mary who, despite her
name, was not that motherly and would steal my lunch every day; Ron who would
blackmail me to do his homework after I had sex with him under the stairs of the
gym; and even Stephanie, sweet Stephanie, who would turn from Dr. Jekyll into
Mr. Hyde when all the girls would start laughing and screaming “get her, get
her”. I truly miss high school times. I am not sure how many will show up at
the reunion though. They are fine. Peter is now bald. Rhonda has been gaining
weight steadily. Mary is suffering a bit; she is not used to not having any
personal belongings. Ron and Stephanie, well... it’s better not go into that,
honestly. Yes, the local police have almost spotted us once or twice, but so
far so good. The forest is such a wonderful place.
I better run. It’s time to go feed them. Oh, and if
you’re wondering whether you are next, don’t worry. All the rooms are taken for
now.
Love
Milly”
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