“I’m dying here,” wailed Peter, an aspiring actor.
“Join the club,” the director replied.
“Star wars?!” Peter insisted.
“That’s where the money is.”
“Insidious and entrapping,” crackled the actor.
The director sneered. “Go on, now. The others are waiting.”
Peter always wanted to be a star, but he had obviously misunderstood the ad looking for actors to feature in a reality show.
“You must choose your battles right, my dear,” snapped the director. “Now, be a darling and move along.”
An axe in hand, the actor dragged his feet towards the helicopter that would take them to a remote island.