Sunday, December 16, 2012

Pudding

Grimm Shores

 “No.”
“Why not?”
“It tastes bad.”
“You haven’t tried it.”
“I have.”
“Not this one.”
“Is it any different?”
“No.”
“Well...”
 “I’ll eat it.”
“Be my guest.”

Fast-forward to an hour later.

“How is he doing, doctor?”
“Stable. But we are very concerned. Tell me, what did he eat?”
“Pudding.”
“It must have been bad already…”
“No.”
“No…?”
“No. I added some arsenic to it.”
“Why would you do that,” asked the doctor alarmed running back into the ER.

 I told him to buy sweet rice so many times, he thought.
It was 8pm. Great, the supermarket is still open. 

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