Monday, October 8, 2012



For sale sign:
Open room, superb ventilation. Big enough for you and your giants. Crows or any flying pet appropriate. Beautiful hand painted stained glass windows. Entirely renovated in 1998 with retro style lighting included. Inviting price.

The reality:
Old church with a few stones short of a wall. Cramped space with high ceiling. Vintage bird poop in every corner. Clumsily fixed stained glass windows. Closed since 1998 with a few spotlights dating back to the 70s. Unidentified creaky nightly sounds.

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