Ronnie knew nothing about card games and his buddies made sure they let him know exactly that each time they met for beers and Poker.
So, one night, he tried to look cool and threw his cards on the table, solemnly saying “Here, the dead man’s hand.”
His buddies roared laughing. “What a loser!”
He chuckled. “I was thinking… The fifth card is a two of clubs and not the nine of diamonds.”
His buddies saw Ronnie swinging something at them, but they never made out Ronnie’s new buddy from the gym, hiding in the darkest corner of the room.