"Do you have any potato chips?" The young man looked at the fruit stand.
"Does it look like I have potato chips?!" said the vendor, pointing at the different crates packed with fresh fruit.
"I don't know. Perhaps. One never knows!"
"When you look at my stand, do you see any possibility, as remote as it might be, of me selling potato chips? Be honest. I mean... look. Bananas, coconuts, melons, pears, apples, kiwis, oranges. Do you really think I would have potato chips as an option?"
"Potato chips go well with everything, even fruit!"
"Go away. Just go away..."