Sunday, May 10, 2015

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Milk Wood

The Virtual Troll Convention was highly anticipated by the troll community. The sessions went quite well until a man stood up and started yelling incomprehensible sentences. The trolls were appalled. This was a serious event where they learned new tricks to annoy others in-world. Suddenly, a troll grabbed the man by the collar. “You are destroying our event.” The man calmly ignored the troll and started banning them all, one by one. “I always wanted to do this,” he said, an evil tone in his voice. In fact, he was the owner of the place and the trolls didn’t know!


I think this week’s story is easy to understand even if you’re not a resident of a virtual world. However, if you’re not, I can tell you that when you’re the owner of a location in a virtual world, you can ban people from visiting your location by ejecting them and placing them in a ban list. If they try to enter your location again, they’ll get a message informing them that they cannot enter. The trolls got trolled, but some things never change and they got banned too!


  1. a troll convention!! what a concept! I can just hear them "we few, we happy few, we band of trolls"