Dead Plant Fever

 

LEA 7

The new dead plant in the garden of dead plants was rather cheeky, bragging about being the deadliest dead plant around. The other dead plants chuckled. A fever of hatred ensued. The deadliest dead plant.... Who cares? She's dead. The new dead plant vowed to kill them all. The problem was that they were already dead. That's when she came up with a plan. Fertilizer! She summoned the wind. The fertilizer flew from the ripped bag, and the dead plants, horrified, began to sprout again. "Happy to be alive? That is a kind of death, isn't it, you silly weeds?"

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