An Empty Deodorant Can

 

Milk Wood

Beach towel, sunglasses. An empty deodorant can? She'd stopped using spray deodorants ages ago, when being environmentally friendly was a thing. Suddenly, the can beeped. She quickly tossed it away, but her guilty made her pick it up again. Then, a red dot appeared exactly when her ex walked up. "Hello!" For some reason, he took the can from her and... vanished. To her amazement, the can spoke. "Thank you for helping us capture a human specimen of the stupid kind. We'll research him thoroughly." Perhaps she could help again. She knew a few more specimens of the stupid kind.

100 Word Stories