Red Wine

Mirai Melody

 

He looked at the menu.

"Any red wine?"

The waiter shrugged.

"Any pizza?"

The waiter opened his eyes wide.

"Pizza?!" The waiter shook his head. "Here, Japanese food. If you want pizza, go to Italy."

"How rude. I'll just use my phone translator."

He fired up the app and pointed the phone at the menu.

"Lots of dishes. Oh, wait a sec. Waiter!"

The waiter got back.

"Four bodies for 130 yen?!"

The waiter sighed.

"Yes, the other three are in the freezer. We're just waiting for a fourth one."

That's when he decided to tiptoe out of there asap.

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