Sunday, August 7, 2016



“What do you keep in that jar, Bernie?”
Connor got closer to the shelf.
“That doesn't look like lard.”
“Oh, right. That’s an eye.”
“Of course, human.”
“Whose eye is it?!” asked Connor, shocked.
“It’s Parker’s.”
Connor took a step back.
“My wife was having an affair with him.”
“Shouldn't you have plucked your wife’s eye instead…?”
The second Connor uttered these words, he regretted it bitterly.
“I did, both of them, and ate them too.”
Horrified, Connor watched Bernie flip a piece of meat on the grill and realized he hadn't seen Bernie’s wife in weeks.

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