“All forms of alien life, clear the deck.”
When asked about the sign, Ray pointed. “You can’t see them? The bastards! They are sitting right there, mocking me.”
That was odd. No one had ever seen any alien around.
Everyone laughed. Ray was just the local oddball.
He thought he was a prepared oddball though. He had plenty of food and water in that boat, just in case.
When the electricity system collapsed mysteriously, Ray said “See! That’s why I didn’t want them to get comfy in my boat.”
But they did and they ate all of Ray’s supplies too.