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The Carnival Tunnel was inaugurated by the Mayor, a
competitive man who was the heart of the town. The Tunnel became a giant
success, until he decided to increase the speed of the carts to compete with
the opening of the Carrot Museum in the neighboring town. The result was appalling,
several died, and a handful seriously injured. The Tunnel was closed immediately,
the Mayor fired. The last people heard of him, he was chewing on a carrot,
wearing a carrot top hat, wandering about, muttering “I’m a carrot, I’m a
carrot. Hi-ho, hi-ho, to the Carrot Museum I go.”
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