Sunday, November 15, 2020

Plump

 

Avidya

The herb expert always had a suggestion and a word of advice.
“And to lose weight?"
Herbs. He took them all.
And then the cramps, the headache, the nausea, the vomiting.
He went to hospital.
"What did you take?"
“This and that,” he replied uneasy, “this and that.”
When he got home, he took some more. He wanted to be elegant and fit into those tight jeans he bought by mistake.
More cramps, more headaches. The nausea, oh, the nausea.
Herbs for this, herbs for that. Enough.
"Fuck the jeans," he cried out loud. "Fuck the expert. I like plump!"

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