Waving energetically didn’t solve her problem. She tried whistling and even throwing stones. Nothing. She lifted the axe from the floor and swung it over her shoulder.
A man approached quickly and tried to take the axe away from her. “What on Earth, lady!”
“What on Earth?! Just get off my lawn! Don’t you see the sign?!”
He hadn’t seen it, considering the puzzled look on his face. Well, it was too late now.
The sign read “Stay off my lawn or I’ll chop your head off.” Yep, getting all those words on such a small sign was a pain.