Frying pan in hand, Linda looked outside. Tony was late; her darling husband who swore to wed her for better or for worse and all that crap, until... She waited for hours and hours.
When Margaret, the owner of the house, arrived, Linda gave her the pan treatment first.
The problem was that Tony had years of experience. He entered the house through the back and… Let’s say Linda’s life suffered a slight rearrangement and there it was… till death do us part.
Frying pan in hand, Tony thought “amazing how easy it was to solve two problems at once”.