They sat down plus a muffin. Chit-chat, chit-chat and a puff. Of how dreadful the economy was. Politics, oh politics! The weather and a bit of rain. Ever so cold. Ah, the flowers! The flowers, lovely! Pie? Yes, please! A bird on the shoulder chirping away. A sip, a sip. Delightful! Boring, yawns the pig. The voices getting fainter and fainter. Never again… Never again… tea time and a pig, never again.